Be Gay Do Crimes

It's 2018. The government is corrupt, sexuality is a spectrum, and you have student loans to pay! There's only one thing to do: Pull off the biggest heist ever imagined.
"Be Gay Do Crimes" is a one-page roleplaying game based on "Honey Heist" by Grant Howitt.

Author(s): 
Game Type: 
Roleplaying Game
Crunch: 
1 - Super Easy
Players: 
2+
GM?: 
No
Free?: 
Yes
Excerpt: 

First, roll 2d6 to determine your Style and Role.
Next decide what your name is, and figure out your pronouns.
Spin a bottle. You have a crush on whomever it lands on. THEY CAN NEVER KNOW.
Finally, spin it again. If it lands on another person, you have a crush on them too. If it lands on the same person, you are head over heels in love and they can SUPER NEVER KNOW.
You have two Stats: GAY and CRIMINAL.